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Dirty jokes request
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BruceS » Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:09 am
We all know that the population is made up of lots of people with varying opinions on what is acceptable and what's not acceptable so perhaps we can use our own judgement as to what might be suitable...
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Last post by BruceS
Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:09 am
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Kwik Kwiz
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Greynomad » Fri May 24, 2019 11:42 pm
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Q: What’s the difference between a tourniquet and a wedding ring?
A: Nothing. They both stop your circulation.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Bad luck for some not finding out what it’s all about 🤔
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Last post by Mrcoolabah1au
Sun May 26, 2019 12:36 pm
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Walk with me...
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Chuck » Sat May 25, 2019 8:36 am
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Most of us are ambivalent about aging. We wish that we had more energy and less aches and pains but, on the other hand, we’re happy to be alive. This delicately-worded poem captures the true sense of...
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Just love it.. :lol: :lol: .................................Love what?.........................................Peter
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Last post by 2foot6
Sun May 26, 2019 10:54 am
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Last post by Greynomad
Sat May 25, 2019 12:20 am
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How to wash a cat
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T1 Terry » Thu May 23, 2019 5:00 pm
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From another forum but appears to be off FarceBook
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:P :lol: :P :lol:
Our dogs loved it!!
:lol: :P :lol: :P
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Last post by Greynomad
Fri May 24, 2019 3:51 pm
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Paying for sex
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T1 Terry » Thu May 23, 2019 5:11 pm
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On their wedding night, the young bride
approached her new husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first lovemaking
encounter. In his highly aroused state,
her husband readily agreed.......
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Yup.
Good one, T1!
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Last post by Greynomad
Fri May 24, 2019 9:46 am
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Zen teachings.
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pet-els » Sun May 19, 2019 9:57 am
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just pistol off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by pet-els
Tue May 21, 2019 3:57 pm
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Oldies tricks
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Dot » Sun May 19, 2019 5:14 pm
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking....
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Last post by Dot
Sun May 19, 2019 5:14 pm
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Some jokes about ourselves.. well some of us.
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Chuck » Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:44 am
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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing
About being 104?' the reporter asked.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'
The nice thing...
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Will have to explain to DOT that it is not kosher to be seen on ones hands & knees sniffing others nether regions. :cry:
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Last post by Chuck
Wed May 15, 2019 8:58 am
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The Gentleman Golfer...
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Chuck » Sun May 12, 2019 11:33 am
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Have seen this one previously... but it's still a goodun.
Golfers are a cultured lot !
A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.
As he goes to get it a man in the...
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If the golfer is still around hunting, we’ll toss a lost ball back over the fence for them.
Otherwise balls in our back yard go into a bucket, which goes to the Op Shop to sell for 50c each!...
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Last post by Greynomad
Mon May 13, 2019 5:47 pm
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Butch the rooster
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Dot » Sun May 12, 2019 4:01 pm
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Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred
young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot
and...
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The farmer decides ol' Butch the rooster is approaching his use-by date so he starts the process of introducing a new rooster to the hen house, but it doesn't seem to go to plan.
Back in the hen...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Mon May 13, 2019 3:06 pm
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Golfer...
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Chuck » Sat May 04, 2019 9:16 am
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An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.
I have some good news and some bad news, says...
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Good one Chuck :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Sat May 04, 2019 4:59 pm
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AAA battery.
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Chuck » Thu May 02, 2019 8:50 am
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An oldie - but still a goodie...
Of course I won't laugh said the Nurse, I'm a professional & in over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.
OK then, said Bruce as he dropped his...
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Sorry Bruce I peeped :lol: Can't spin this pic around please assist
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Last post by Dot
Thu May 02, 2019 1:35 pm
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Heaven V Hell
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pet-els » Fri Apr 26, 2019 3:39 pm
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An old lady dies and goes to Heaven. She's chatting with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when she hears the most awful blood curdling screams.
'Don't worry about that.' Says St. Peter. 'It's only...
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Well done Peter loved it
Helen
Sent from my SM-J250G using Tapatalk
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Last post by Helen Grose
Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:14 pm
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What Religion Is Your Bra?
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Dot » Fri Apr 19, 2019 3:12 pm
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A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires...
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Sort of a prickly pair :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:08 am
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Sound advise.
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pet-els » Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:22 am
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Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:
Q. What is an...
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Good advice Peter
Can't wait to get that stimulus check.
Bob
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Last post by bob r
Thu Apr 18, 2019 2:17 pm
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Oirish divorce...
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Chuck » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:23 am
The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy,in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
What happened Paddy? she asks anxiously.
What happened? I'll...
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Last post by Chuck
Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:23 am
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second opinion
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pet-els » Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:07 pm
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Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it....
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Good advice :D
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Last post by Dot
Sat Apr 06, 2019 5:44 pm
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The way women think...
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Chuck » Wed Apr 03, 2019 8:57 am
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Husband's Message (by mobile phone):
Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office.
Paula brought me to the Hospital.
They have been making tests and taking X-rays.
The blow to my head...
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Who the f**** is Paula?
Her name was Paul before she started hormone therapy ....... maybe Paula and I should sit down with you for a bit of talk ......
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Last post by T1 Terry
Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:09 am
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Guilty as charged...
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Chuck » Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:07 am
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.
WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING...
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Sex education she replied, you must have missed out or you would have remembered me :lol:
:lol: :roll: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by Dot
Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:53 pm
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Tree hugger etc
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Dot » Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:58 pm
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A woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter purchased a piece of native bushland in northern NSW . There was a large gum tree on one of the highest points in her property....
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Did she appeal the decision on the grounds the recreational area had long been abandoned because no one wanted to go there? ;)
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Last post by T1 Terry
Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:10 am
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Golf...
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Chuck » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:08 am
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Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland:
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT
2.. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP
4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
5. STAY OUT OF THE...
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Ahh, is that why it is called GOLF, Gentleman Only Ladies Forbidden
I thought it was called Golf because the other four letter word was taken :lol:
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Last post by Eddy
Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:42 am
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Petrol $$$
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pet-els » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:41 am
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These examples do NOT imply that petrol is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are.
The last one might shock the socks off you.
So, you think a litre of petrol is expensive?...
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Peter, I am a bit concerned that you think that Bundy at about $40 per litre is expensive :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
Ha Ha Ha.Sorry :D
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Last post by supersparky
Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:38 pm
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Pensioners holiday
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Chuck » Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:37 am
A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing all the glamorous destinations around the world.
The Agent had had...
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Last post by Chuck
Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:37 am
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Politics, a yoke that will crack you up
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T1 Terry » Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:53 pm
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cut and paste from an email Lindsay sent me a few days back. An oldie but still a good one :lol:
Brenda was in the fertilized egg business.
She had several hundred young 'pullets' and ten...
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We have an independent MP.
For the coming election, all major (and a few minor) parties have announced candidates.
They’re all furiously ringing their own bells, but so far none have managed to get...
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Last post by Greynomad
Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:05 pm
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