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BruceS »
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
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Last post by Greynomad
Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Dirty jokes request
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BruceS »
Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:09 am
We all know that the population is made up of lots of people with varying opinions on what is acceptable and what's not acceptable so perhaps we can...
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Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:09 am
Ferrari GTO
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pet-els »
Mon Feb 17, 2020 12:41 pm
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An elderly man, looking about 100 years old, and on a Moped, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
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Good one Peter.😉👍👍
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Last post by supersparky
Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:13 pm
this is a JOKE for you
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Keith Morris »
Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:22 pm
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tanks here---
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Maybe the Joke is on us.. :roll: :ugeek: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D ............................Peter :D
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Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:07 am
Frazzled Mum
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Greynomad »
Wed Feb 12, 2020 9:05 am
Her three year old had run her ragged all morning.
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Wed Feb 12, 2020 9:05 am
Royal wedding
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Dot »
Sat Feb 01, 2020 2:00 pm
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Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tight as the day went on. That night, after the festivities were finally...
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Your not Navy Ray, something to do with a barrel.
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Last post by Noggins
Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:38 pm
Whats in a name?
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Dot »
Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:00 pm
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There once was a Red Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
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Love those proverb ending long stories, always get a laugh every time I hear them :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:48 pm
KKK
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pet-els »
Sun Feb 09, 2020 11:40 am
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An bloke is walking along Bondi Beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
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Subject: One Word or Two ?
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Last post by pet-els
Sun Feb 09, 2020 11:43 am
Paddy again
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Dot »
Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:38 am
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Paddy weighs 120kg , so his doctor puts him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you...
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Paddy weighs 120kg , so his doctor puts him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:04 pm
A Real Cracker
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Dot »
Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:15 am
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After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor...
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Was invented in South Australia Dot :D
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Last post by T1 Terry
Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:01 pm
The Outhouse
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Dot »
Wed Jan 29, 2020 12:37 am
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!
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I’d have to crawl under Girt to check, (fat chance!!😳) but she certainly has airbags inside coil springs, and an anti-roll bar.
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Last post by Greynomad
Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:33 pm
Translations go feral
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Dot »
Sat Feb 01, 2020 6:11 pm
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A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious.
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One of the ABC Radio announcers mentioned that on a trip to China some years ago he saw billboards urging citizens to “Encourage rape in the...
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Last post by Greynomad
Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:24 pm
2 sides to every story
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Dot »
Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:24 pm
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Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she
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Have you ever seen Cannonball the movie. Think Jack Elam as the proctologist.
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Last post by supersparky
Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:48 pm
3 "Blondes" on their way to heaven
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Dot »
Fri Jan 31, 2020 5:25 pm
Three Blondes On Their Way To Heaven
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Last post by Dot
Fri Jan 31, 2020 5:25 pm
Irish Diesel Fitter
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Dot »
Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:04 am
IRISH DIESEL FITTER
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Last post by Dot
Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:04 am
A Magic Penis
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Dot »
Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:27 pm
A Glasgow businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex...
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Last post by Dot
Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:27 pm
Put down.
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pet-els »
Thu Jan 30, 2020 12:04 pm
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A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
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Pay that one :)
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Last post by Dot
Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:12 pm
Getting Older
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Dot »
Mon Jan 27, 2020 5:17 pm
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I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
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Growing old is mandatory.
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:38 pm
Andy Rooney on sex...
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Chuck »
Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:10 am
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1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory....
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Lots of true ones there for sure :lol: :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Wed Jan 29, 2020 4:08 pm
Spew fest
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Dot »
Tue Jan 28, 2020 6:47 pm
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Check this out...bloody hilarious 🤣🤮 strong tummy needed :lol:
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Hey up luv...
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Last post by Vik351
Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:43 am
Booze and a Nun
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Dot »
Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:13 pm
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary Katherine and she said, Oh Jack, give...
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Last post by Dot
Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:13 pm
Father and son
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Dot »
Sun Jan 26, 2020 2:34 pm
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, What's are these, Dad?
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Father and Son talking
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Last post by Noggins
Mon Jan 27, 2020 3:01 pm
Mrs Norman.
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Chuck »
Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:17 am
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We were listening to the radio this morning when the host invited callers to reveal the nicknames they had for their wives
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Oh, so I can let the rest of my body 'relax' accordingly - how nice.
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Last post by Chuck
Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:54 am
Coma death??
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Dot »
Sun Jan 19, 2020 12:50 pm
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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.😂😂😂
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Another oldie , but a goodie Dot. 👍
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Last post by supersparky
Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:53 am
500 dead crows
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Dot »
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:48 pm
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Researchers for the University of NSW recently found over 500 dead crows, along the Highways, in Western NSW. Everyone involved was concerned that...
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Yes, and as Graeme Kennedy told us, they could say Faaaarck after the truck hit their mate..
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Last post by jon_d
Sun Jan 19, 2020 3:25 pm
Yearly check up down stairs
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Dot »
Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:35 pm
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So, I went in for a routine lady checkup, right... And of course I scrubbed, scraped and shaved like I was going on a first date with with the man of...
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Dot, you're going to have a write a book someday.
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Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:08 am
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