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by BruceS » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:34 am » in Forum Notices
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
Anyone who does wish to become a member & join can contact Admin directly on...

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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!

As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Dirty jokes request

Last post by BruceS « Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:09 am

by BruceS » Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:09 am

We all know that the population is made up of lots of people with varying opinions on what is acceptable and what's not acceptable so perhaps we can...

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Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:09 am
Now that's a s-t-r-e-t-c-h

Last post by Greynomad « Sun Feb 28, 2021 10:57 pm
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by BruceS » Sun Feb 28, 2021 6:07 pm

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A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over,...

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Ooooo, BRUCIE!

I’d be careful about observing speed limits around town after that one!! :? :shock:

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Sun Feb 28, 2021 10:57 pm
Will he jump?

Last post by Dot « Sun Feb 28, 2021 6:55 pm
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by BruceS » Sun Feb 28, 2021 6:00 pm

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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news...

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like that one :lol:

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Sun Feb 28, 2021 6:55 pm
Bank stuff

Last post by BruceS « Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:30 pm

by BruceS » Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:30 pm

OK, heard a good joke this morning on MMM radio.
Roo (Ruschuto ex-captain of Adel Crows) was doing the segment on kiddies jokes.
A series of Grade 5...

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Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:30 pm
Medical Advice

Last post by Dot « Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:41 pm
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by Greynomad » Tue Feb 23, 2021 4:43 pm

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To get chap off your lips...
Smack him on the face — HARD!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Speak for your self please Ray :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Last post by Dot
Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:41 pm
Of Course!!!

Last post by T1 Terry « Sat Feb 20, 2021 3:11 pm
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by Greynomad » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:39 am
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Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

A: If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. 🙄

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What has 4 legs and one arm?
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A pitbull coming back from the playground .....

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Sat Feb 20, 2021 3:11 pm
Naughty Monks

Last post by pet-els « Fri Feb 19, 2021 4:50 pm
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by Dot » Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:38 pm

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Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had...

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Irish Virginity Test Kit.
Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

His...

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Fri Feb 19, 2021 4:50 pm
An Obedient Wife

Last post by Greynomad « Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:07 am

by Greynomad » Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:07 am

The Obedient Wife
A self-made millionaire married a blonde bimbo late in life.
To ensure she avoided the temptation to add something ‘extra’ to his...

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Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:07 am
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES

Last post by Greynomad « Sat Feb 13, 2021 7:21 pm
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by Dot » Sat Feb 13, 2021 2:01 pm

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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was Fifty Shades of Grey...

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Sat Feb 13, 2021 7:21 pm
On Aging

Last post by T1 Terry « Sat Feb 13, 2021 3:13 pm
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by Greynomad » Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:45 pm

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Two blokes grow up together, but after university one moves to New York and the other to San Francisco. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida...

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T1 Terry

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Sat Feb 13, 2021 3:13 pm
Skydiving mystery

Last post by T1 Terry « Sat Feb 13, 2021 2:45 pm
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by Greynomad » Mon Jan 25, 2021 12:01 am

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Q: Why don’t blind people go skydiving?

A: Cos it scares the hell out of the dog.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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T1,
You don’t actually need a parachute to go skydiving.
You only need one if you want to do it twice. :shock:

Didn't you watch that movie with...

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Sat Feb 13, 2021 2:45 pm
SHHHhhhhh!!

Last post by Greynomad « Fri Feb 12, 2021 12:48 pm
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by Greynomad » Thu Jan 21, 2021 3:45 pm

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STOP SCREAMING!!
You'll give away our hiding place...
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Fri Feb 12, 2021 12:48 pm
Drop bear

Last post by supersparky « Tue Feb 09, 2021 7:31 pm
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by Dot » Tue Feb 09, 2021 6:12 pm

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A man in the Aussie Outback wakes up one morning to find a deadly drop bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough..there's an...

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Well that's probably a first. I hadn't heard that one before. Thanks Dot, I needed that laugh. :lol:

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Tue Feb 09, 2021 7:31 pm
Fit joke

Last post by T1 Terry « Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:15 pm
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by Greynomad » Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:53 pm

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Q: How do you fit five giraffes into a Volkswagen?

A: Two in the front and three in the back.
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Q: How do you fit five elephants into...

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Q: How do you fit five giraffes into a Volkswagen?

A: Two in the front and three in the back.
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Q: How do you fit five elephants into...

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Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:15 pm
Boasting

Last post by T1 Terry « Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:12 pm
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by Greynomad » Sun Feb 07, 2021 11:15 pm

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Woman: “Does Vi@gra work?”
Pharmacist: “It certainly does!”
Woman: “Can you get it over-the-counter?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, if I take two.”

(If I spell...

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Woman: “Does Vi@gra work?”
Pharmacist: “It certainly does!”
Woman: “Can you get it over-the-counter?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, if I take two.”

(If I spell...

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Last post by T1 Terry
Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:12 pm
Nasty Genie!

Last post by Greynomad « Sat Feb 06, 2021 6:46 pm

by Greynomad » Sat Feb 06, 2021 6:46 pm

Couple in their 70s are out gardening when they dig up an old oil lamp.
They take it inside and start giving it a scrub down. After rubbing it down...

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Sat Feb 06, 2021 6:46 pm
How to tell the sex of a fly

Last post by Busman « Fri Feb 05, 2021 10:02 pm
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by Greynomad » Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:15 pm

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Woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, flyswat in hand.
“Have you got any yet?” she asked.
“Yes,” he replied, “three males and two...

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Oh Ray.................
Maybe a joint if the red isn't doing it.................

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Fri Feb 05, 2021 10:02 pm
Sirs?

Last post by T1 Terry « Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:56 pm
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by Greynomad » Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:09 am
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What do you call a knight with a camera?
Sir Veillance

What do you call a knight in a crowd?
Sir Rounded

What do you call an overweight knight?...

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If you issue a fake statement, then deny it after it's published by the Fake News networks, does that make it more faker or more truer? :shock:...
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Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:56 pm
Covid Problem

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by Greynomad » Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:01 pm

Toon - Worried pigeons.jpg

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Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:01 pm
Birthday present

Last post by Noggins « Thu Feb 04, 2021 10:55 am
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by Dot » Wed Feb 03, 2021 8:42 pm

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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and...

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Confucius says :-
Ordinary man gives grand piano for birthday.
Smart man gives upright organ.

Ron

tanks here Ron---On the musical side,
If you...

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Last post by Noggins
Thu Feb 04, 2021 10:55 am
entering heaven

Last post by Dot « Wed Feb 03, 2021 8:45 pm

by Dot » Wed Feb 03, 2021 8:45 pm

One day, heaven is beginning to fill up (due to the population explosion), so St. Peter decides to ask each person a question about the bible before...

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Last post by Dot
Wed Feb 03, 2021 8:45 pm
Order of precedence

Last post by T1 Terry « Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:35 pm
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by Greynomad » Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:19 pm

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Got onto online shopping with one of the major supermarket stores yesterday.
I ordered a chicken and an egg.

I’ll let you know. 😜

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A chicken looks across the road to another chicken

How do I get to the other side

Reply

You are on the other side, I was about to ask you the...

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Last post by T1 Terry
Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:35 pm
Yet Another Another Blonde

Last post by Newcastle George « Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:21 pm
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by Greynomad » Tue Feb 02, 2021 11:13 pm

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Blonde walked into an Auto Parts shop.
“I’d like to buy a new dipstick. Mine doesn’t reach the oil anymore.”
:roll:

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I think that was the problem with the early Austin 1800s. those that cared for their car had the engine blow but those that couldn't care less about...

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Last post by Newcastle George
Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:21 pm
Timely

Last post by T1 Terry « Wed Feb 03, 2021 11:33 am
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by Greynomad » Tue Feb 02, 2021 11:55 pm

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I was going to post a joke about time travel,
but the moderators took it down.

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I was going to post a joke about time travel,
but the moderators took it down.

Ray, you messed that one up. It should have read

but the...

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Last post by T1 Terry
Wed Feb 03, 2021 11:33 am
Ladders

Last post by T1 Terry « Wed Feb 03, 2021 11:30 am
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by Greynomad » Tue Feb 02, 2021 11:53 pm

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The distance between ladder rungs has increased 5% over the past 20 years.
Experts have attributed this to climb-it change.

I’ll go quietly...

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The distance between ladder rungs has increased 5% over the past 20 years.
Experts have attributed this to climb-it change.

I’ll go quietly...

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Wed Feb 03, 2021 11:30 am

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