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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Another door joke
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Greynomad »
Mon Mar 11, 2024 9:38 am
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OK.
Here’s another door joke/irony:
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You have to enlarge it to read the signage on the doors…
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Sun Feb 25, 2024 11:57 am
Sneaky — NOT Funny-ha-ha
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Greynomad »
Fri Feb 16, 2024 9:35 pm
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Can you spot the joke?
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Could be mirror glass installed back to front :roll: :lol:
T1 Terry
Don't see much value in doing it that way, T1. :lol:
Exhibitionists, but...
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Tue Feb 20, 2024 9:51 am
Irish getting into Heaven
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Dot »
Thu Feb 08, 2024 8:32 pm
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click onto to un fuzz. :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Fri Feb 16, 2024 9:14 pm
Valentines day the old way
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T1 Terry »
Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:54 am
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Thats not going to get you much credit with the sheep shaggers Dot. But, I guess you already knew that. :lol:
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Thu Feb 15, 2024 8:54 pm
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Mon Feb 12, 2024 10:37 pm
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Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:33 pm
signed copy
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Dot »
Thu Jan 18, 2024 4:43 pm
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It's a SIGN! :lol:
It's a sign you are back x
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Last post by Dot
Tue Feb 06, 2024 2:30 pm
Washing Machine
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Dot »
Wed Jan 24, 2024 5:26 pm
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Um I was terribly treated some yrs ago when I asked what cars do Islanders drive? and I am not going to tell you the answer :lol: :lol: either so...
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Wed Jan 24, 2024 9:34 pm
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Tue Jan 23, 2024 8:12 pm
Bees
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Dot »
Sat Jan 20, 2024 4:17 pm
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Sat Jan 20, 2024 4:17 pm
5 Pigs in a bar
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Dot »
Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:37 pm
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Five pigs walk into a bar. The first pig orders one beer, the second pig orders two beers, the third pig orders three beers, the fourth pig orders...
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Thats terrible Dot. Please give Ray his joke book back. :roll:
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Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:33 pm
Nude Beach
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Dot »
Mon Jan 15, 2024 4:33 pm
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A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have...
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Sort of similar... when daughter was about 15 her and two of her friends were walking back to our place. When a car pulled up beside them, daughter...
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Wed Jan 17, 2024 6:32 am
lost man
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Dot »
Mon Jan 15, 2024 3:40 pm
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A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a...
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Ouch, or maybe double ouch :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dot, have you found Ray's joke book?
Not likely David, Ray's jokes are not rude like mine :lol: :lol:
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Mon Jan 15, 2024 9:21 pm
Bully
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Dot »
Mon Jan 15, 2024 3:58 pm
An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells,
Look what...
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Mon Jan 15, 2024 3:58 pm
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Wed Jan 10, 2024 6:18 pm
History
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Greynomad »
Mon Dec 18, 2023 12:03 pm
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Q. What's the worst thing about Ancient History lectures?
A. The lecturers just Babylon.
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My Tudor Tutor was constantly late,...
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Q. What's the worst thing about Ancient History lectures?
A. The lecturers just Babylon.
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and you can't produce facts that...
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Mon Dec 18, 2023 3:36 pm
An Ode to the fart
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Dot »
Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:29 pm
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Here I sit broken hearted paid a penny and only farted. (NSW railways toilets on the stations cost a penny to get into. 1940-50’s).
PeterH
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Mon Dec 11, 2023 4:15 pm
The rabbit, the hare and a tortoise
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Dot »
Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:34 pm
The rabbit, the hare and the tortoise lived in a small house in the woods. They didn't have much food, so they decided that one of them should go to...
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Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:34 pm
Chinese take away Oldie but a goodie.
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Dot »
Mon Nov 27, 2023 7:42 pm
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I ordered Chinese from a local place (I won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!! I...
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Ooooohhhh, DOTTIE!!
THAT is a groan-worthy joke of Greynomad standard!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Wed Nov 29, 2023 9:43 pm
Arnie
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Greynomad »
Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:30 am
Arnold Schwartzenegger is planning to re-make the film which launched his Hollywood career, Conan the Barbarian .
However, as he has aged...
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Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:30 am
A dill-Doe
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Dot »
Tue Nov 14, 2023 10:19 pm
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Nah, the one in the first post clearly has eyes Dor :lol:
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Wed Nov 15, 2023 8:19 pm
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Wed Nov 08, 2023 12:21 am
Settle on a price
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Dot »
Fri Nov 03, 2023 11:21 pm
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A guy and his date are parked out in the country away from town, when they start kissing and fondling each other. Just then, the girl stops and sits...
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YUP!
GOOD ONE, DOTTIE.
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Wed Nov 08, 2023 12:12 am
Roadside Tesla
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Dot »
Tue Oct 17, 2023 1:42 pm
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I thought it was kinda weird that the Chinese would stop a vehicle that potentially has the ability to eavesdrop on nearby stuff, even though the...
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Thu Oct 19, 2023 5:41 pm
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