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BruceS »
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Best for the future, Wayne...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Hunting accident...
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Chuck »
Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:40 am
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Bloke was hunting skippy's down in the back paddock when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals....
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I am also in that orchestra. ;)
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Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:51 pm
Irish Sausage...
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Chuck »
Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:07 pm
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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
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Another year older... ?
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Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:05 pm
Two Beggars
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T1 Terry »
Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:29 am
Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy.
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Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:29 am
Blonde...
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norman »
Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:13 pm
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During her annual checkup, the well constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
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No you boys are safe, I am turning over a new leaf so expect some letters next year. :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sat Dec 28, 2013 11:39 pm
First drink...
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Chuck »
Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:12 pm
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I remember when I took my son out for his first beer.
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Hi.
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:53 pm
Golf
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T1 Terry »
Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:49 am
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A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually...
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A soft answer turneth away wrath.
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Last post by Greynomad
Mon Dec 23, 2013 2:53 am
There'a a Lot Of Truth To This
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Dot »
Sat Dec 21, 2013 8:21 pm
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. What deep thinkers men are ... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I=
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Dot, I second that motion, and Merry Christmas to you two too. :D
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Last post by supersparky
Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:41 pm
The Fireman...
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Chuck »
Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:51 pm
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A bloke goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.
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A girl I know said that most blokes she knows would get there before the fire started. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 5:15 pm
Bic.....
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norman »
Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:23 pm
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.
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Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:23 pm
Bad Parrot
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Dot »
Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:53 pm
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
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Last post by Dot
Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:53 pm
Old Ethel
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Dot »
Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:20 pm
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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum...
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That reminds me of an old John Williamson song. :roll: :roll: :lol:
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Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:33 pm
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Last post by norman
Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:57 am
Don't know what to do!
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John M »
Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:07 am
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Please, Take a Cab Home
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
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Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:23 am
A Letter To Santa. (our current generation)
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Dot »
Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:46 pm
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Dear Santa,
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Dot, The Fat Man wins. :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky
Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:54 pm
You Are My First
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T1 Terry »
Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:18 pm
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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to...
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
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Last post by pet-els
Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:42 pm
Destination Heaven!
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BruceS »
Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:53 am
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God visited a man and told him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into heaven.
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Maybe not in Hardly Normals but it happened in Buntings. NO it was not me :roll: (bugga)
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Last post by Dot
Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:23 pm
Old is not stupid
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Dot »
Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:04 am
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed.
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Last post by Dot
Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:04 am
Japanese couple & Sex
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Dot »
Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:04 pm
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A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:
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Nothing dear David nothing at all. (not arf) :roll:
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Last post by Dot
Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:54 pm
Coded message
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T1 Terry »
Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:01 pm
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President Obama received an email purporting to be from Osama bin Laden.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sun Dec 15, 2013 2:30 am
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Last post by Dot
Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:53 pm
Plumber's Humour
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Greynomad »
Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:21 am
Spotted on the side of a local plumber's van:
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:21 am
An Entertaining meal
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T1 Terry »
Fri Dec 06, 2013 3:51 pm
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A group of friends from the forum get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. Each time the lady of the house prepares the meal....
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Her Alibi starring Tom Sellick, a total scream.
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Last post by RussellB[SA]
Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:29 pm
Southern Police lines
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T1 Terry »
Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:51 pm
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Another one from Casino John. It american but it sort of translates and still worth a laugh
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I like No 6!!
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:50 am
Understanding Uni degrees #5
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T1 Terry »
Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:24 pm
With a whole new batch of kids leaving school who have no interest in actually working for a living, uni offers the perfect escape. but what degree...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:24 pm
Dead Crows
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John M »
Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:42 am
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Researchers for the Mullum Mullum Tunnel Authority found over 200 dead crows near Frankston recently, and there was concern that they may have died...
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I beg to differ on the crows vocab ability.. Remember Graham Kennedy's famous crow call fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:54 pm
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