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BruceS »
Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:34 am
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Melting moments...
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norman »
Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:13 pm
Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched...
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Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:13 pm
What Is Couple Sex?
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Dot »
Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:58 pm
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An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, Grandpa, what is a couple sex?
The grandfather was surprised...
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Always pays to ask why do you want to know first :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:19 pm
For Men & Women with a bit of humour
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Dot »
Sat Jun 22, 2013 5:09 pm
A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa....
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Last post by Dot
Sat Jun 22, 2013 5:09 pm
Cops...
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dapope »
Fri Jun 21, 2013 6:45 pm
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Enjoy:)
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Fri Jun 21, 2013 6:59 pm
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
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Dot »
Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:12 pm
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. On all your cheque...
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6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
I do, I do.
8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, we are Going To...
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Last post by generdawg
Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:44 pm
Arab & a Scot
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norman »
Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:54 am
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An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery
the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises.
As...
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reminds me of that episode of Love Thy Neighbour or ?? Alf Garnets, when he had that blood transfusion and when he found out it was from his...
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Last post by Dot
Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:24 pm
Keith..
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norman »
Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:51 am
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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
Why so little? she...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: So long as your name isn't Keith :roll:
Keep 'em coming Norman.
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Last post by supersparky
Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:06 pm
Men
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Dot »
Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:02 am
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men.jpg
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men003.jpg
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Last post by Dot
Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:28 pm
Not what you Think..
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norman »
Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:30 pm
Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep...
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Last post by norman
Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:30 pm
Good Luck Mr. Gorsky
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Dot »
Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:47 pm
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Apparently this is true.
ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON....
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Every time I hear this story it always gives me a laugh .
I'll bet that's nuthin compared to what it gave Gorsky!
dawg (wonder if he ever had to...
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Last post by generdawg
Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:50 am
Golf & Scotch Whisky
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Dot »
Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:48 am
An 80-year-old Scotsman went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor was amazed at what good shape the old fellow was in and asked: 'How do you stay...
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Last post by Dot
Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:48 am
The magician
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aussiegirl »
Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:20 pm
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A magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same
tricks over and over again.
There was only...
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I like it Jen.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by norman
Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:58 am
Never drink tequila
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aussiegirl »
Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:11 pm
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at...
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Last post by aussiegirl
Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:11 pm
Wisdom Of A Retiree
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Dot »
Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:50 pm
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Wisdom Of A Retiree !!
I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're
retired?
Well.. I'm fortunate to have a chemical...
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I drink anything when desperate :lol: well almost anything ;) Brian's coffee vodka is a challenge though :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:44 pm
Interesting Oberservation...
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norman »
Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:48 pm
1} The sport of choice for the urban poor is SOCCER.
2} The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BASKETBALL.
3} The sport...
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Last post by norman
Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:48 pm
Dog Texting
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T1 Terry »
Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:17 pm
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I received a string of these from Casino John, not all of them are forum suitable but I'll post one a day that I think will scrap through
Text on...
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Dog texting 18.JPG
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Last post by T1 Terry
Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:26 pm
There is always a bright side
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T1 Terry »
Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:13 am
A newly married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:13 am
Two Statues...
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norman »
Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:52 am
There are two statues in a park;
One of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred...
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Last post by norman
Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:52 am
Picking Lemons
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Dot »
Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:17 pm
The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Victoria, seemed to be far
too qualified for the job; given her arts and education...
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Last post by Dot
Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:17 pm
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Last post by supersparky
Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:25 pm
YOu know it's a bad day when...
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shonky »
Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:40 am
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Your pet rock bites you.
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You pay a parking fine and then realise it wasn't yours, someone had put theirs under your windscreen wiper :twisted:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:07 am
7 Dwarves of Old Age
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Dot »
Tue Jun 11, 2013 6:25 pm
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7 Dwarves of Old Age.jpg
What forum members can you see here?? :lol:
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I plead the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and the 5th just to be sure. :D
Ask me no questions and I shall tell you no lies :twisted:
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Last post by Dot
Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:36 pm
What A Clothesline Was
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Dot »
Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:46 pm
THIS IS FUNNY AND QUITE TRUE...WE ARE PROBABLY THE LAST GENERATION THAT WILL REMEMBER
WHAT A CLOTHESLINE WAS
Great memories for some of us!...
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Last post by Dot
Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:46 pm
The Hills
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John M »
Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:40 am
Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, are vacationing in Europe,
near Transylvania. They drive in a rental car along a rather
deserted highway. It is...
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Last post by John M
Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:40 am
Why don't men understand?
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T1 Terry »
Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:48 pm
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She doesn't want you to try and fix the problem, she just wants you to listen and understand ;)
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....there haven't been any comments from the ladies, maybe a little close to the truth ;)
Terry Who? I'm sorry, I don't know the guy. :lol:
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Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:26 pm
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