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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
At The Courthouse I Heard!!
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Dot »
Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:25 pm
While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say Your Honor,...
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Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:25 pm
7 degrees of blonde
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Dot »
Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:58 pm
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone,
listened a moment and...
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Last post by Dot
Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:58 pm
Prostate check
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Dot »
Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:23 pm
NO WONDER SO MANY OLDER GUYS RECKON THEY HAVE
PROSTATE PROBLEMS!!!
An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and
Gets sent to the...
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Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:23 pm
She had the last laugh?
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T1 Terry »
Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:23 am
A man and woman were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout...
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Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:23 am
Teaching Math in Britain
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T1 Terry »
Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:34 pm
1. Teaching Maths In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?
2....
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:34 pm
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Last post by Dot
Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:53 pm
The British Penny.
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Chuck »
Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:11 am
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EU Directive No. 456179
In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom must be made...
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Chuck,
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Tsk! Tsk!
That's a piss-poor joke!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad
Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:14 am
When God Created!!
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Dot »
Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:58 pm
When God created
Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of peeing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:...
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Last post by Dot
Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:58 pm
Oldie. But still worth a look....
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norman »
Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:39 pm
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The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won !!
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the next race,
and it won...
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Hi.
So say all of us :lol: :lol:
Karen,Ron and the Girls. :P
Just coasting along. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:26 am
Politically incorrect
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GregnDee »
Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:25 pm
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I'm about to take part in the Great Western Suburbs Run It's not an official race, I just stand outside the Lakemba shops & shout Allah is a wanker &...
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It's a boy, it's a boy he shouted as he ran from the Thai brothel.......
Took the 22 yr old girl friend to the local as a special treat but all the...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:05 pm
April fool
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John M »
Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:13 pm
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Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.
Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words,...
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But IT was MY birthday :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:32 pm
John Clease: state of the world!
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John M »
Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:41 pm
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The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from Miffed to Peeved. Soon,...
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But it ain't :|
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Last post by Dot
Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:29 pm
Life Expectancy
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RussellB[SA] »
Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:34 am
Will I Live to see 80?
Here's something to think about.
I recently went to a new doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was...
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Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:34 am
One Up For The Guys
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Dot »
Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:38 pm
This one was from Eddie T B R.
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.
He asked a girl in the library: Do you mind if I sit...
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Last post by Dot
Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:38 pm
How old am I?
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T1 Terry »
Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:13 pm
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A driller had a face lift for his birthday. He spent $5,000 and felt really great about the result. On his way home he stopped at a newsstand to buy...
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Don't want to be picky - I had a good laugh, but, why a driller ?
Because Terry didn't want to fess up that it was him. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:31 pm
A Little Wisdom...........
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Dot »
Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:25 pm
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A Little Wisdom goes a long way.When you give you will always get it back.
A father left 17 camels as an asset for his three sons.
When the...
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Very clever Dottie.
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:38 pm
Who Says Men Don't Remember
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Dot »
Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:11 pm
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed,
and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised
when she looked...
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Last post by Dot
Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:11 pm
An Australian Poem
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aussiegirl »
Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:52 pm
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AN Australian Poem
They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life,
If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in...
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Fond and otherwise memories of the thunder box in Nanna & Grandad's back yard, and the night man leaving a special splash if it was over filled or...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:18 pm
He said....She said......
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T1 Terry »
Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:31 pm
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He said . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don’t you?
He said . . ….. Shall we...
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I say On a promise are yu Terry ? :lol: :lol:
Nah, just a tease, same as usual ;) we were talking about ear whispers here weren't we :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:31 am
the Pope & the Rabbi
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T1 Terry »
Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:50 pm
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An oldie but may be new to some
Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy . There was a...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:56 pm
Have a chuckle
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GregnDee »
Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:18 am
A wife asks her husband, Could you please go shopping for me
and buy one carton of milk and if they have apples, get me 6.
A short time later the...
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Last post by GregnDee
Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:18 am
Something to upset everyone...
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norman »
Tue Nov 19, 2013 6:17 pm
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I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
Paddy says to Mick,...
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I will take a look, skins pretty thick, unless it involves sheep, then i just may want to join in........
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:22 pm
God's Gift to man
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SteveW »
Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:38 pm
and Adam replied, Well, it's pretty good here, God. Beautiful scenery, plenty of food, fruit on all the trees ....but it's a bit lonely.
God said,...
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Last post by SteveW
Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:38 pm
Teenagers...
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norman »
Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:49 am
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And an RACV survey recently found that 75% of drivers consider themselves above average in driving skills!
:? :D :lol: :roll:
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Last post by Greynomad
Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:10 am
No Place Like Home
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Dot »
Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:35 pm
A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks stops off at a brothel outside Kalgoorlie ..
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down...
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Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:35 pm
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