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BruceS »
Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:34 am
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Old age...
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norman »
Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:08 pm
On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I...
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Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:08 pm
Drive By...
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norman »
Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:07 pm
A guy broke into my apartment last week.
He didn’t take my TV, just the remote.
Now he drives by and changes the channels.
Sick bastard!!
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Last post by norman
Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:07 pm
Another Scottish one..
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norman »
Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:05 pm
At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...
Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living....
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Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:05 pm
Refuse Collecter...
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norman »
Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:58 pm
A refuse collector in Cairns, Australia, is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.
He goes to one...
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Last post by norman
Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:58 pm
An Irish one...
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norman »
Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:51 pm
An Irish daughter had not been home for over three years. Upon her return,
her father yelled at her, Where have ye been all this time? ****
Why did...
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Last post by norman
Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:51 pm
Wednesday
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Dot »
Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:18 pm
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Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel
appeared to be in...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:52 pm
Scottish one..
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norman »
Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:21 pm
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Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub ?
He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Margaret - put your...
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Hey that's my line here :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:23 pm
The Quiz Question
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SteveW »
Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:42 pm
A contestant asked to explain the difference between completed and finished .............
The contestant replied:
If you marry the right woman you...
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Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:42 pm
A new small car
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T1 Terry »
Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:44 am
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Another Casino John classic... I'll just write myself a letter now to save time
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car...
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Yeah Brad, nice purses :roll: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:31 pm
The cow, the ant and the old fart ............
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SteveW »
Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:28 pm
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The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart
Are debating on who is
the greatest of the three of them.
• The cow said, I give 20 quarts of milk every day and...
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Why are you scrolling down?
It's your turn to say something.
...and the Old Fart said; That's nutin, just one of us can organise to evacuate a...
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Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:59 pm
Arlene & Jane
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Dot »
Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:18 am
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts...
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Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:18 am
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Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:08 am
Frog....
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norman »
Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:23 am
A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into...
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Last post by norman
Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:23 am
I Love You.
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Dot »
Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:22 pm
A group of women were at a seminar on How to live in a loving relationship with your husband.
The women were asked, How many of you love your...
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Last post by Dot
Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:22 pm
Monday
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Dot »
Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:53 pm
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monday.jpg
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Good one :lol: been there, done that, still got the daughter :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:26 pm
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Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:59 am
Ain't it the truth!
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SteveW »
Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:14 pm
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I just want you to listen.
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:o :o :o
:o :o :o
:o :o :o
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Last post by Greynomad
Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:14 pm
Medical Opinion
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Dot »
Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:52 pm
The Australian Medical Association has weighed in on Prime Minister new health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it,
The Dermatologists...
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Last post by Dot
Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:52 pm
Plumber
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Dot »
Tue Jul 02, 2013 4:37 pm
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Plumber.jpg
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What :?: Do you think I can drink a picture :lol: :lol:
Ewwwwuuuu, visions of Dave licking the screen come to mind. patooeee :([/quote
Beginning...
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Last post by Dot
Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:00 pm
The Barber...
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norman »
Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:49 pm
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from
you;...
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Last post by norman
Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:49 pm
I have a Satnav
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aussiegirl »
Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:35 pm
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I have a little Satnav
I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones
My Satnav is my wife
It gives me full instructions
Especially how to...
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Very well done, Jenny.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by norman
Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:19 pm
Cowboy
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Dot »
Tue Jul 02, 2013 4:34 pm
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think...
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Last post by Dot
Tue Jul 02, 2013 4:34 pm
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Tue Jul 02, 2013 4:31 pm
Cheap Flights
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Dot »
Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:41 pm
My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.
I told her I was looking for cheap flights.
I love you! she said, and then...
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Last post by Dot
Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:41 pm
The Lone Ranger
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Dot »
Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:48 pm
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:21 pm
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