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BruceS »
Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:34 am
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
Anyone who does wish to become a member & join can contact Admin directly on...
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Last post by Greynomad
Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Pride Month Comes to an end (JOKE)
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Dot »
Thu Jul 06, 2023 1:51 pm
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Maybe a bucket or two of Anusol may help :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sat Jul 08, 2023 10:50 pm
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Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:08 pm
A Womens Poem
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Dot »
Wed Jul 05, 2023 11:20 pm
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Serves him right for opening his mouth!
He should have known that you can tell when a husband is wrong: his lips are moving. :P
Husband marker -...
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Last post by Noggins
Fri Jul 07, 2023 10:48 am
The Duck
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Greynomad »
Thu Jul 06, 2023 10:36 pm
A duck walks into a pub and asks the barman,
Got any bread?
No.
Got any bread?
No.
Got any bread?
No.
Got any bread?
No. And if you...
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Last post by Greynomad
Thu Jul 06, 2023 10:36 pm
Bert and Ernie
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Dot »
Sun Jun 11, 2023 7:05 pm
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Here’s what happened:
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something wrong” with one of the two lizards he holds...
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Oh, Dottie!
You do find some pearlers… :oops: :) :P :D :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad
Thu Jul 06, 2023 10:15 pm
I've been caught out.
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2foot6 »
Fri Jun 23, 2023 9:44 am
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:oops:
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Last post by Greynomad
Thu Jul 06, 2023 9:49 pm
Fluffy is missing
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Dot »
Tue Jun 27, 2023 6:08 pm
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That should be a lost but found ad Dot. :lol: :lol: :roll:
Poor gerbil. :shock:
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Last post by supersparky
Tue Jun 27, 2023 7:32 pm
Good friends needed
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2foot6 »
Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:38 pm
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A good friend sent me this, with a smiley. Guess I don't need enemies :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Yep, I reckon that's it Dot. But the world would be a sad place without blokes like him. :lol: :lol: :D
Ideas men are the salt of the earth,...
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Last post by supersparky
Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:49 pm
There's hope yet!
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BruceS »
Wed May 31, 2023 10:12 am
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Oh yeah!
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Don't think I will be going there, 82 Park Ave Kotara is Beaurepaires.
George
Ah, but you could get a rubber with a life time puncture repair...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Jun 10, 2023 7:12 pm
back to dating
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Dot »
Sat Jun 03, 2023 10:08 pm
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A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she'd...
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Shirley
Sat Jun 03, 2023 10:10 pm
cuckoo needs replacing.
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Dot »
Tue May 30, 2023 10:47 pm
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I thought this one was so true.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the boys . I told my wife
that I would be home by midnight ......
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Shirley
Wed May 31, 2023 2:39 am
seen my peeler?
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BruceS »
Thu May 18, 2023 7:37 pm
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One is called George, who are the others? :)
George
George 2 and George 3 = split personality
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Last post by Dot
Sun May 21, 2023 1:35 pm
Kids!!
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BruceS »
Thu May 18, 2023 7:33 pm
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I tried to explain to my 3 year old grandson today that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poo in your pants, but he still made fun of me.
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It can happen to the best of you :) :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Sat May 20, 2023 9:07 pm
Last in a line is best.
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Dot »
Sat May 20, 2023 9:01 pm
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise...
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Last post by Dot
Sat May 20, 2023 9:01 pm
Oh, deer…
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Greynomad »
Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:47 pm
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The service centre of the future?
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sat Apr 22, 2023 2:59 pm
Might buy a gas powered motorhome
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2foot6 »
Thu Apr 06, 2023 8:33 pm
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Ten kilometer's per fart
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Found it !
The cartoon that is
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Ohh an update on the pictures Dot posted earlier.
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Last post by Noggins
Sat Apr 08, 2023 3:02 pm
I'm first in the queue
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2foot6 »
Mon Mar 20, 2023 12:13 pm
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I'M SAYING NUFIN AGAIN I DON'T WANT TO OFFEND :lol: :lol:
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Last post by 2foot6
Mon Mar 20, 2023 7:48 pm
Proven Covid test
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2foot6 »
Wed Mar 15, 2023 10:39 am
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This test is amazing
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Bandit reckons his farts don't stink either. Maybe they both have covid. :lol:
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Last post by supersparky
Wed Mar 15, 2023 8:39 pm
Miss Piggy chops
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2foot6 »
Thu Mar 09, 2023 11:15 pm
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Last post by Noggins
Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:58 am
One for us nerds…
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Greynomad »
Thu Jan 26, 2023 8:10 pm
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Son-&-Heir got it immediately… and he’s a nurse & computer nerd. :D
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Last post by Greynomad
Sat Feb 25, 2023 9:38 pm
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Sat Feb 25, 2023 10:27 am
One for Wayno
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Greynomad »
Sat Feb 25, 2023 10:24 am
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Didn’t know you are a cartoonist…
😁
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Last post by Greynomad
Sat Feb 25, 2023 10:24 am
Another world truth
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Greynomad »
Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:38 am
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Nup, just making sure it was sent.
Don't mind two for one. :?
That finally explains Tanks double posts.
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Last post by jon_d
Thu Feb 23, 2023 8:32 pm
So THAT’S Why!
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Greynomad »
Thu Feb 16, 2023 12:10 am
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Jezzus
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Last post by wayno
Tue Feb 21, 2023 8:04 pm
Jim Jefferies
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wayno »
Sat Feb 18, 2023 11:18 pm
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Hands up if you know this person.
If so, should I post his work here?
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You got it in one, Bernie,
Most people here don't know his name, only the switched on one's know who he is.
I don't open link's, so I'm still in...
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Tue Feb 21, 2023 7:49 pm
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