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BruceS »
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:05 pm
Big Decision to be made
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Dot »
Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:19 am
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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired...
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Of course, they never stop talking :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:15 pm
Airport Security
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RussellB[SA] »
Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:38 pm
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The A.S.I.O. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results:
October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland...
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There were no surpises with the Lib members though, they have always been completely see through ;) :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sat Sep 14, 2013 7:44 pm
Some for the girls
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Dot »
Sat Sep 14, 2013 12:37 pm
MEN!!!!
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to me,...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Sep 14, 2013 12:37 pm
Triple Dose...
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Chuck »
Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:09 am
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A man went the doctor’s office to ask for a triple dose of Viagra.
The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a triple dose.
'Why not?' asked...
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Good girls :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:23 am
Your password has expired, please register a new one:
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T1 Terry »
Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:29 am
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Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one.
Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?
No, but your password has...
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Oh Terry, have you been pestering that government BDM* site again to see if your license has expired? :lol:
dawg (*Births, Deaths and Marriages)
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Last post by generdawg
Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:58 pm
Killed rooster
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BruceS »
Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:42 pm
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A chap was driving through the country and ran over a rooster that ran across the road in front of him.
He called into the farmer's premises to...
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Not saying a thing, saving it all up for a couple of special ones ;) ;)
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Last post by Dot
Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:33 pm
MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN SHE SCREAMED!!
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T1 Terry »
Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:23 pm
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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck...
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Maybe she should have yelled free bush pig :lol:
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Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:32 pm
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Sat Sep 07, 2013 2:02 pm
The Scottish Bovine
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Dot »
Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:55 am
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The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk.
Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:55 am
Colonoscopy Journal Oldie but a goodie.
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Dot »
Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:30 pm
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An oldie but a true and accurate description .
I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make
an appointment for a colonoscopy.
A...
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Good one Dot. You get the joke of the day award for that one. As you said, an oldie but a goodie.
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Last post by supersparky
Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:37 pm
Space is important...
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Chuck »
Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:57 pm
A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email.
Bosses wife read the email and immediately...
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Last post by Chuck
Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:57 pm
Why Sharks Circle...
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norman »
Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:40 am
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. Follow me son the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to...
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Last post by norman
Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:40 am
Just took it the wrong way?
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Dot »
Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:54 pm
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An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of her colleagues who are reportedly unhappy about
the...
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That's a scream, unfortunate for the worker if it's true though.
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Rob
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Last post by graynomad
Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:54 pm
Cat food...
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Chuck »
Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:48 pm
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends.
Oh, no! she suddenly exclaimed. Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner...
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Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:48 pm
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Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:45 am
Raisin Bread?
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T1 Terry »
Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:52 pm
Another Casino John classic
A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:52 pm
Freeway or squirrel
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T1 Terry »
Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:54 am
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Want a laugh, read this today on the cruiser forum, the scene is set in the USA
I never dreamed slowly cruising through a residential neighborhood...
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Thanks T1, you get the laugh of the day award for that story. :lol: :lol: :lol:
One day I will tell you about rabbit polo.
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Last post by supersparky
Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:14 pm
The price of a good camera
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T1 Terry »
Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:09 pm
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The Pope was having a shower. Although he is very strict about the celibacy rules, he occasionally felt the need to exercise the right wrist and this...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I can't fit any more laughs on here ,, that was a ripper Terry, now sending this one to a friend of the...
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Last post by Dot
Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:32 pm
Please explain?
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T1 Terry »
Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:30 pm
The mother-in-law dropped in after shopping to find her son-in-law angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
What happened? she asked anxiously....
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Last post by T1 Terry
Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:30 pm
Q & A
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norman »
Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:47 am
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Q. What is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Loneliness! Q. Do female frogs croak? A. If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If...
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oink but they are funny C U x :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:50 am
Ever wondered what would happen if
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RussellB[SA] »
Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:37 am
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First of all I want to say sorry for long post but it's worth 5 mins of your time, if you not read this before.
Last weekend I saw something at...
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:lol: :lol: Sorry for your loss Russell, hope you have found those plumbs of yours and BTW I thought your wife's name was Ann??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:43 am
Perks Of Reaching 60 & Heading for 70
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Dot »
Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:38 pm
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1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to...
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#14... So no longer any need for the blokes to be ambidextrous !! :twisted:
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Last post by Chuck
Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:28 pm
The Infinite loop
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T1 Terry »
Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:59 pm
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The Infinite Loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another...
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Good one Terry, is that from experience? ;) Wanna
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Last post by Dot
Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:22 pm
Smart Ass Answers
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Dot »
Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:17 pm
SMART ARSE ANSWER 1
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
Would you like dinner? the flight attendant asked the man seated in...
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Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:17 pm
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