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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
Anyone who does wish to become a member & join can contact Admin directly on...
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Smart Ass Answers
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Dot »
Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:17 pm
SMART ARSE ANSWER 1
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
Would you like dinner? the flight attendant asked the man seated in...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:17 pm
Mary had a little pig
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Dot »
Tue Aug 20, 2013 12:29 pm
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Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For...
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Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:02 pm
New worker at the Zoo
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Chuck »
Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:17 pm
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A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
1. To clear the weeds from the exotic fish.
As he does so, a huge fish jumps out...
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groan :)
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Last post by graynomad
Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:16 pm
The donkey i the well story
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T1 Terry »
Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:05 am
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You need to read to the end to get the full benefit of this story
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
well. The animal cried piteously for...
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Terry does :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:41 pm
Three Legs...
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Chuck »
Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:00 am
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get...
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Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:00 am
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Last post by Dot
Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:09 pm
The bats are out
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T1 Terry »
Tue Aug 20, 2013 4:56 pm
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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.Pretty...
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Lemme guess, wuz his name Blind Asa ? :lol:
dawg
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Last post by generdawg
Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:11 pm
A Kiwi's Story
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Dot »
Sun Aug 18, 2013 6:55 pm
Wiremu, a New Zealander, was on the dole in Australia but about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well,
So he decided to...
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Last post by Dot
Sun Aug 18, 2013 6:55 pm
Copper Wire & Communications
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Dot »
Sat Aug 17, 2013 8:47 pm
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion...
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Yeah sure does. :)
_____
Rob
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Last post by graynomad
Sat Aug 17, 2013 11:24 pm
Poor Harry the Eagle
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Dot »
Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:57 pm
One day, Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years.
After a while when she didn't return he went looking and...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:57 pm
A Lost Ozzie In UK
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Dot »
Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:51 pm
An Australian travelling through England on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification.
Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:51 pm
Man on beach
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Dot »
Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:48 pm
A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:48 pm
Chicken & Horse
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Dot »
Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:28 pm
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:28 pm
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sat Aug 17, 2013 7:48 am
The Sensitive Man
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aussiegirl »
Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:05 pm
The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place,
and as he shows...
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Last post by aussiegirl
Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:05 pm
Dogs Eyes...
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Chuck »
Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:59 am
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Could it be that the dog knows which species is the better driver ... :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Chuck
Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:54 pm
Aldi Doctor
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Dot »
Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:48 pm
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess
I'd better see a doctor.
Listen, you don't have to...
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:lol: :lol: love it
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Last post by T1 Terry
Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:27 pm
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Last post by Greynomad
Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:00 am
Distinction between Guts & Balls
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Dot »
Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:28 pm
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To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words:
there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all
heard about people...
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In real life, GUTS is announcing you are going fishing. Say tat ta, after quite a few hours, return home, noisily drop your fishing gear.
Have a...
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Last post by TigerMK1
Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:41 pm
Where Can I Shop Now?
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Dot »
Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:50 pm
When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier said, Strip down, facing me.
Making a mental note so I could complain to my...
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Last post by Dot
Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:50 pm
The Cricketer.....
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Chuck »
Sat Aug 10, 2013 8:31 pm
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A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said... Can I help you?
Yes she said, I need to report a case of sexual assault ....
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:lol: :lol: :lol: ILMAO That gave me an excuse to use my new known saying... :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Sat Aug 10, 2013 8:34 pm
Have alook at this..
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norman »
Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:31 am
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Dots Sister sent me this ... Only the Brits have the balls to make a commercial like this...
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Yep... is only in Britian going to be a new catigory developing in the internet jargon, it certainly gets the attention of the target audience :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:40 am
Penis Surgery
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RussellB[SA] »
Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:44 pm
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A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.The doctor comes in and says, Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably...
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Made the right choice there :lol:
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Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:22 pm
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Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:22 pm
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Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:24 pm
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