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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
hillbilly hunting
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Dot »
Wed Apr 24, 2024 7:20 pm
A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home...
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Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:43 pm
The BMW lane
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T1 Terry »
Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:49 am
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The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my
motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.
First off, I couldn't believe...
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I probably should have read this post before I replied to the one in the EV thread. :lol:
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Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:26 pm
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T1 Terry »
Mon Apr 08, 2024 5:19 pm
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Could a moderator please remove this post ;) :lol:
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NO
Always a Pole in the way :o :shock: :?
vik...
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Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:36 am
Another one for the literate
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Greynomad »
Sun Mar 31, 2024 9:44 pm
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Now you have to wonder, is it a trick?
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Or an alarm that detects burger lures ......
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Last post by T1 Terry
Mon Apr 08, 2024 5:25 pm
New Research Results
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Greynomad »
Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:45 pm
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Hot News!!
Scientists in Canada have announced the discovery of the HEAVIEST element yet known to science.
At the moment, Canada is the leading...
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This element has been part of the private enterprise system for at least as long as the govt generated their versions, but it is called...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Mon Apr 08, 2024 12:23 pm
Which is it?
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Greynomad »
Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:07 pm
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I think it was a typo - forgot the word unless
tanks here---Eddy,
I haven't heard from you for a while. Have you been waiting for Ray to obtain a...
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Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:41 pm
today's PC Rhymes
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Dot »
Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:03 pm
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Very good Dot.
How is the Gman going tonight?
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Sat Apr 06, 2024 11:03 pm
Job security, there's something about Mary
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T1 Terry »
Sat Mar 30, 2024 11:04 am
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The owner of a small business had very hard decision to make, he had to reduce staff numbers, but who was going to get the axe. He had narrowed it...
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An oldie but a goodie :lol:
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Sat Mar 30, 2024 4:47 pm
Another door joke
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Greynomad »
Mon Mar 11, 2024 9:38 am
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OK.
Here’s another door joke/irony:
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You have to enlarge it to read the signage on the doors…
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Sun Feb 25, 2024 11:57 am
Sneaky — NOT Funny-ha-ha
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Greynomad »
Fri Feb 16, 2024 9:35 pm
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Can you spot the joke?
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Could be mirror glass installed back to front :roll: :lol:
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Don't see much value in doing it that way, T1. :lol:
Exhibitionists, but...
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Tue Feb 20, 2024 9:51 am
Irish getting into Heaven
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Dot »
Thu Feb 08, 2024 8:32 pm
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click onto to un fuzz. :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Fri Feb 16, 2024 9:14 pm
Valentines day the old way
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T1 Terry »
Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:54 am
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Thats not going to get you much credit with the sheep shaggers Dot. But, I guess you already knew that. :lol:
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Thu Feb 15, 2024 8:54 pm
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Mon Feb 12, 2024 10:37 pm
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Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:33 pm
signed copy
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Dot »
Thu Jan 18, 2024 4:43 pm
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It's a SIGN! :lol:
It's a sign you are back x
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Last post by Dot
Tue Feb 06, 2024 2:30 pm
Washing Machine
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Dot »
Wed Jan 24, 2024 5:26 pm
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Um I was terribly treated some yrs ago when I asked what cars do Islanders drive? and I am not going to tell you the answer :lol: :lol: either so...
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Wed Jan 24, 2024 9:34 pm
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Tue Jan 23, 2024 8:12 pm
Bees
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Dot »
Sat Jan 20, 2024 4:17 pm
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Sat Jan 20, 2024 4:17 pm
5 Pigs in a bar
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Dot »
Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:37 pm
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Five pigs walk into a bar. The first pig orders one beer, the second pig orders two beers, the third pig orders three beers, the fourth pig orders...
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Thats terrible Dot. Please give Ray his joke book back. :roll:
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Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:33 pm
Nude Beach
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Dot »
Mon Jan 15, 2024 4:33 pm
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A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have...
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Sort of similar... when daughter was about 15 her and two of her friends were walking back to our place. When a car pulled up beside them, daughter...
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Wed Jan 17, 2024 6:32 am
lost man
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Dot »
Mon Jan 15, 2024 3:40 pm
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A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a...
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Ouch, or maybe double ouch :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dot, have you found Ray's joke book?
Not likely David, Ray's jokes are not rude like mine :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Mon Jan 15, 2024 9:21 pm
Bully
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Dot »
Mon Jan 15, 2024 3:58 pm
An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells,
Look what...
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