New Supermarket.

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Chuck
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New Supermarket.

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A new supermarket has opened near our house.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh & just before it turns on you hear the sound of distant thunder followed by the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk area you hear cows mooing (NO Dottie, mooing - not mooning!) & experience the scent of fresh hay.

As you reach the egg cartons you hear the hens cluck & cackle & the air is filled with the pleasant aroma of bacon & eggs frying.

The veggie department also features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper from there any more!!!

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Because it smells like a boxing ring? (the type where people fight over things.)
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Lucky you can buy it elsewhere.
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I guess it would smell like empty shelves, the same as the bread mix section and the hand sanitiser section :lol:
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