Thought for Today

Drop in and dribble on about nothing serious. Seriously a mad place to hang out. Better to avoid it if you're not in the mood!!! If you're determined to be sad, bad, mad & angry then move along!!!
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Re: Thought for Today

Post by T1 Terry » Sat May 25, 2019 11:58 am

With age comes the wisdom of knowing a stupid mistake just after you have made it. No need to wait and see if it will not be noticed by your peers, you are already one of them, they know they have either already made the same mistake or are likely too very soon because they would have forgotten about your error in judgement :lol:
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Re: Thought for Today

Post by Greynomad » Sat May 25, 2019 11:00 pm

Chuck,
Beauty is only skin-deep.
Ugly goes clear to the bone.
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Re: Thought for Today

Post by Chuck » Sun May 26, 2019 10:42 am

Hmm... thankfully one cannot see my bones - as in plural Dot - not singular!! :roll: :lol: :oops:
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Re: Thought for Today

Post by Vik351 » Sun May 26, 2019 2:41 pm

Chuck wrote:
Sun May 26, 2019 10:42 am
Hmm... thankfully one cannot see my bones - as in plural Dot - not singular!! :roll: :lol: :oops:
:oops: :oops: :oops:

Dont tell me you bin pointin the bone at Dotters...!!! :o

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Re: Thought for Today

Post by Greynomad » Sun May 26, 2019 3:56 pm

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread??
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Re: Thought for Today

Post by Greynomad » Sun May 26, 2019 8:24 pm

If the Police arrest a mute person, do they still have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

On a similar topic:
If a mute child signs a swear word, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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Re: Thought for Today

Post by T1 Terry » Mon May 27, 2019 11:41 am

Greynomad wrote:
Sun May 26, 2019 3:56 pm
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread??
Bread?
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Re: Thought for Today

Post by Greynomad » Mon May 27, 2019 8:15 pm

PAY THAT ONE, T1!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Thought for Today

Post by Greynomad » Mon May 27, 2019 8:18 pm

Oz humour:
Helping (?) a tradie at Emoh Ruo t'other day.
I failed to precisely follow a rather vague instruction.
He responded with,
"Jeez Ray! Your about as useful as half-an-inch of string!"
:P :P :P
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Re: Thought for Today

Post by BruceS » Mon May 27, 2019 9:01 pm

Greynomad wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 8:15 pm
PAY THAT ONE, T1!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
hehe ... I was going to say "bread knife" !!
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