Thought for Today

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“Life is too serious to be taken seriously.”
- Oscar Wilde
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There are two tactics when arguing with a woman:
Neither works.
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Greynomad wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:06 pm There are two tactics when arguing with a woman:
Neither works.
I disagree Ray :lol:
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Have you ever noticed the satellite dishes searching for intelligent life are facing away from earth?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
I’m told that the proof that there IS intelligent life out there is that they have avoided contacting us.
:?
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Why are some streets signed “One Way”?
I’m only going one way...
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If the sign said "Dry Paint" would people touch it to see if was dry?
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If you pulled the wings off a fly,
Would you call it a “walk”?
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Greynomad wrote: Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:09 am If you pulled the wings off a fly,
Would you call it a “walk”?
No, but it wouldn't be called all those other names and told to F off and annoy someone else ;)
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I have discovered the secret to a long and happy life:
Stay away from idiots.
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