Thought for Today

[jon_d]

Wouldn't it just be the last sod?... do sods come in pairs? .... making it the odd one.

[jon_d]

A parliament of galahs?

from the ABC today.


Good to see they're all paired incase of a vote.....and spot the speaker.

[2foot6]

If that's parliament,which one's Scomo?..Looks like they are all there for the same reason...A REST..............Peter

[El Gringo]

Looks like only 1 Galah to me, the rest a carella's aren't they???

So different to human parliment, they don't fight to be top bird, happy to sit together and they don't shit on each other.

Cheers,

[Greynomad]

I think the Speaker is the one hiding his head under his wing, in shame at the behaviour of the rest of the galahs... or Corellas.

[Chuck]

I speak my mind ...

Because it hurts to bite my tongue all the bloody time.

[Greynomad]

How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the bin.
2. Grill some meat.

[Greynomad]

How do the Canadians teach the wild deer to cross the road at the signs?

[Greynomad]

Some years ago, we went on the Coober Pedy Mail Run. (600km in one day: Coober Pedy-Oodnadatta-William Ck-Coober Pedy. Visited every cattle station along the road: all six of them!)

Mailman had lots of stories, mainly about gullibile Yanks.

One woman sat quietly for the first hour, then could contain herself no longer.

She asked, "Why are all the kangaroos lying down by the roadside?"

His deadpan answer: "They're listening for trucks to make sure they can cross safely."
She believed him!

Another Yank asked what the tall towers were with the big saucers at the top.
Postie: "We have some pretty wild storms around here. So the farmers play music over those big speakers to calm the cattle."
Again, no sign of skepticism from the Yank...

[Greynomad]

If ladies play lawn bowls with balls,
What do the men play with?