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With age comes the wisdom of knowing a stupid mistake just after you have made it. No need to wait and see if it will not be noticed by your peers, you are already one of them, they know they have either already made the same mistake or are likely too very soon because they would have forgotten about your error in judgement

Chuck,
Beauty is only skin-deep.
Ugly goes clear to the bone.

Hmm... thankfully one cannot see my bones - as in plural Dot - not singular!!

Chuck wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2019 10:42 am Hmm... thankfully one cannot see my bones - as in plural Dot - not singular!!

Dont tell me you bin pointin the bone at Dotters...!!!

vik...

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread??

If the Police arrest a mute person, do they still have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

On a similar topic:
If a mute child signs a swear word, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Greynomad wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2019 3:56 pm What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread??

Bread?

PAY THAT ONE, T1!!

Oz humour:
Helping (?) a tradie at Emoh Ruo t'other day.
I failed to precisely follow a rather vague instruction.
He responded with,
"Jeez Ray! Your about as useful as half-an-inch of string!"

Greynomad wrote: ↑Mon May 27, 2019 8:15 pm PAY THAT ONE, T1!!

hehe ... I was going to say "bread knife" !!