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Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sat May 25, 2019 11:58 am
by T1 Terry
With age comes the wisdom of knowing a stupid mistake just after you have made it. No need to wait and see if it will not be noticed by your peers, you are already one of them, they know they have either already made the same mistake or are likely too very soon because they would have forgotten about your error in judgement
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sat May 25, 2019 11:00 pm
by Greynomad
Chuck,
Beauty is only skin-deep.
Ugly goes clear to the bone.
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sun May 26, 2019 10:42 am
by Chuck
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sun May 26, 2019 2:41 pm
by Vik351
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sun May 26, 2019 3:56 pm
by Greynomad
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread??
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Sun May 26, 2019 8:24 pm
by Greynomad
If the Police arrest a mute person, do they still have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
On a similar topic:
If a mute child signs a swear word, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 11:41 am
by T1 Terry
Greynomad wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2019 3:56 pm
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread??
Bread?
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 8:15 pm
by Greynomad
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 8:18 pm
by Greynomad
Oz humour:
Helping (?) a tradie at Emoh Ruo t'other day.
I failed to precisely follow a rather vague instruction.
He responded with,
"Jeez Ray! Your about as useful as half-an-inch of string!"
Re: Thought for Today
Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 9:01 pm
by BruceS
hehe ... I was going to say "bread knife" !!