A 7 year old girl asks her mother; “Mummy, how was I born?"
Mum smiled and replied:
“Well, once upon a time, Daddy and I decided to plant a special little seed.
Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every day.
After a while, the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant.
So we took the plant ...
Dried the leaves ...
Smoked them and got so high that ...
We had sex without a condom!"
Gets you all choked up, eh?
Mummy, how was I born... ?
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Chuck
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Mummy, how was I born... ?
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T1 Terry
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Re: Mummy, how was I born... ?
Love it A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
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If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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supersparky
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Re: Mummy, how was I born... ?
A lot of kids got born that way, probably still do.
Thanks for another good one Chuck.
Thanks for another good one Chuck.
Cheers
David
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Dot
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Re: Mummy, how was I born... ?
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Greynomad
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Re: Mummy, how was I born... ?
Doesn’t have to be weed... a good bottle of red achieves the same result. 
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Chuck
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Re: Mummy, how was I born... ?
I've drunk red but doubt if any of them could be classified as 'good'...so will take your word & first hand knowledge on that one.
Chuck & Catriana
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.