The unexpected...

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Chuck
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The unexpected...

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I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all.
I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed,
I had a roof over my head,
I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.
I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical benefits coverage.

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no...

"I was unexpectedly paroled". :shock:
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Greynomad
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A sad state of affairs when the truth can be a joke... :? :shock:
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T1 Terry
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A bit like booking a cruise, pay for 1 week and get an additional 2 weeks or more thrown in. The new deal has the code word COVID19 and completely unexpected by all those who booked for the cruise :roll:
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