A man and woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled; apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared.
The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."
Keeping a low profile.
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Greynomad
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Re: Keeping a low profile.
Another problem with dining in a posh restaurant:
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Ray
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"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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Re: Keeping a low profile.
Crikeys Ray, digging up an old thread from 2013 means you must have been digging through the achieves in Joker's Palace for a while 
Wonder what happened to Kit Kat?
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Greynomad
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Re: Keeping a low profile.
Yup. Still had the original cartoon.
Thought it was relevant, so posted it again.
No law...
Thought it was relevant, so posted it again.
No law...
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Dot
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Re: Keeping a low profile.
She was eaten
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Greynomad
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Re: Keeping a low profile.
Eating a pussy?!?!?!?!?
Now THERE's a meal to ponder! 
But what would the RSPCA say??? 
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Dot
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Re: Keeping a low profile.
RSPCA Approved
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.