Missing wife

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pet-els
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Missing wife

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My wife is missing!!!!!!!!







Husband:



My wife is missing.



She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!



Sheriff: Height ?



Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.





Sheriff: Weight ?



Husband: Don't know Not slim, not really fat.





Sheriff: Color of eyes ?



Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.







Sheriff: Color of hair ?Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.





Sheriff: What was she wearing ?



Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.





Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in ?



Husband: She went in my truck.



Sheriff: What kind of truck was it ?



Husband : A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.



At this point the husband started choking up.



Sheriff: Take it easy sir ,



we'll find your truck! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Vik351
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Re: Missing wife

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Good cop bad cop...

They sent the good cop...!!!

vik... :P
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homeless
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Re: Missing wife

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The others were out checking speed (sorry Safety )cameras or looking for people turning with out indicators or not using seat belts so they cant be called for disturbances etc.
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BillieBlue
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Re: Missing wife

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Her name is Beril and she's at the pub. :o :D :D
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