During his routine medical check, Paddy asked the doctor...
"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?"
"I doubt it", said the doctor, "Mercury is in Uranus right now."
Paddy said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
"Neither do I", replied the doctor, "My thermometer just broke in your arse."
Oirish astrology.
- Chuck
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Oirish astrology.
Chuck & Catriana
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aka Geriatric Gypsies.
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White.
- Vik351
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Re: Oirish astrology.
LOL... and I thought dey was gunna land on the sun at night...!!!
Vik...
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Re: Oirish astrology.
Good onya Chuck. I was drinking a cuppa when I got to the punchline. Now I have to cleanup the 'puter.Chuck wrote: ↑Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:39 am During his routine medical check, Paddy asked the doctor...
"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?"
"I doubt it", said the doctor, "Mercury is in Uranus right now."
Paddy said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
"Neither do I", replied the doctor, "My thermometer just broke in your arse."
Best chuckle I've had for a few days .
Cheers
David
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Re: Oirish astrology.
I like that one put a smile on the dial
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Re: Oirish astrology.
An oldie but a goodie, Vik.
For those who have not heard it:
The Irish Space Agency plans to send a team to land on the Sun.
However, because in summer the days in Ireland get so hot, they plan to land during the night.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Oirish astrology.
Yep, that was the one... but was a bit different when asked , but wont the space ship get too hot and melt...
vik...
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