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A starter that should get a laugh from some, maybe not from others though ;)

How do you milk a sheep?
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Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it .....

Yeah, not an original, I read it on a funny email a while back and thought I'd share it here :lol:
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How do you p*ss off a Scot?

Call him a wingeing Pom...
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Greynomad wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:57 pm How do you p*ss off a Scot?

Call him a wingeing Pom...
Works with an Irishman as well !
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How do you confuse an idiot?
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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Greynomad wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:57 pm How do you p*ss off a Scot?

Call him a wingeing Pom...
Spelling Ray
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T1 Terry wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:29 pm How do you confuse an idiot?
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Ha Ha Ha. :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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I didn't get it.....

oh, I get it now. :roll:
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jon_d wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:20 pm I didn't get it.....

oh, I get it now. :roll:
Who's a lucky boy then? :roll:
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How do you confuse an Irishman?







Show him a rack full of shovels and tell him to take his pick.
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How do you win Lotto... :?
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