Lady check up

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Dot
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Lady check up

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So, I went in for a routine lady checkup, right... And of course I scrubbed and shaved like I was going on a first date with with the man of my dreams.. And I decide I'm gonna go with the new body spray I bought... So I sprayed myself like a second shower! I made sure to double spray the land down under so it would smell like sweet magnolias or whatever the hell the scent of the month was at Bath & Body Works... Boom, get dressed and head out... As I'm laying on the table with my ankles to my ears.. My doc begins the exam.. and giggles!... TWICE!!... I don’t know about you! But when someone is face to face with my lady taco... laughing isn't the first thing you wanna hear 🤦‍♀️ So I'm asking: Uhhh, is everything ok?... Of course my doc is apologising but he can't help but still smirk.. Sooo I take a peek👀... and omg!!!! It looked like a damn party in my pants!... I had used effing glitter spray!!!.. Under the 7000 watt spotlight, it looked like a damn disco ball... Now I'm laughing.. The doc is laughing.. So awkward... He finds his way through Sparkle Valley and finishes up... As he walks out, he let's me know that it's totally fine to come as you are... He said further, no need to get fancy 😂😂😂
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Helen Grose
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Re: Lady check up

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I like that one made me laugh
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Grandad
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Re: Lady check up

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Priceless.
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Re: Lady check up

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An oldie but a goodie.
Time is passing too quickly so live life to the full with your spouse/partner while you still have she/he by your side.
http://bkmcl.wordpress.com/2013/03/12/o ... m-24-2-13/#
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Chuck
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Re: Lady check up

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I never thought anything would beat our "BAYING TO THE MOON"...

But you you just did Dot.

Onya mate!! xxx
Chuck & Catriana
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