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Chuck
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Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland:




1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT
2.. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP
4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE.. NOW, SHAKE IT, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.
Chuck & Catriana
aka Geriatric Gypsies.

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supersparky
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Ahh, is that why it is called GOLF, Gentleman Only Ladies Forbidden. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Another good one Chuck :D
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OINK.
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Grandad
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Oh Dot. You do have a way with words. Short, Sweet. To the point. Love it.

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Post by Eddy »

Ahh, is that why it is called GOLF, Gentleman Only Ladies Forbidden
I thought it was called Golf because the other four letter word was taken :lol:
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