The way women think...

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Chuck
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The way women think...

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Husband's Message (by mobile phone):

Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office.

Paula brought me to the Hospital.

They have been making tests and taking X-rays.

The blow to my head though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury.

But, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate my right foot.

Wife's Response:

Who the f**** is Paula?
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Just the right response.
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Pay that one mate. Hugs to you both
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Aligns with my experience.... :roll:
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Who the f**** is Paula?

Her name was Paul before she started hormone therapy ....... maybe Paula and I should sit down with you for a bit of talk ......
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