Heaven V Hell

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Heaven V Hell

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An old lady dies and goes to Heaven. She's chatting with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when she hears the most awful blood curdling screams.

'Don't worry about that.' Says St. Peter. 'It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings.'



The old lady looks uncomfortable, but carries on with the conversation.



A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.



'Oh my goodness!' Exclaims the old lady. 'Now what is happening?'



'Not to worry.' Says St. Peter. 'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.'



'I can't do this' Says the old lady. 'I'm going to Hell.'



'You can't go to that nasty place,' says St. Peter. 'You'll be raped and sodomised.'



'Maybe so.' Says the old lady, but I've already got the holes for that.


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Thanks for sharing that Peter, I shall remember that for when it is my turn :lol: :lol:
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Dot wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:39 pm Thanks for sharing that Peter, I shall remember that for when it is my turn :lol: :lol:
Yep, straight to hell...!!! :o

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Vik351 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:52 pm
Dot wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:39 pm Thanks for sharing that Peter, I shall remember that for when it is my turn :lol: :lol:
Yep, straight to hell...!!! :o

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... and people we'll know :lol:
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Well done Peter loved it
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