Have seen this one previously... but it's still a goodun.
Golfers are a cultured lot !
A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.
As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you see
The sign? It says, 'Private property - Stay Out!'"
The golfer says, "I'm sorry I did not see it. That's my ball over
There. May I have it, please?"
The man says, "It's in my yard and so it's my ball now!"
The golfer looks at the man and says, "I think I understand"
He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball,
Then walks back and throws it into the yard as well.
The man says, "What did you do that for?"
The golfer replies...
"I consider myself a Gentleman, and I believe every prick should have two balls."
The Gentleman Golfer...
- Chuck
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The Gentleman Golfer...
Chuck & Catriana
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
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aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.
- Vik351
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Re: The Gentleman Golfer...
A "real prick"
vik...
vik...
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Re: The Gentleman Golfer...
If the golfer is still around hunting, we’ll toss a lost ball back over the fence for them.
Otherwise balls in our back yard go into a bucket, which goes to the Op Shop to sell for 50c each!
Otherwise balls in our back yard go into a bucket, which goes to the Op Shop to sell for 50c each!
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields