A gentleman approached her, "Pardon me, madam, I don't want to appear forward, but do you know your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know,' replied the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto my hat."
"But madam, you are not wearing anything under your dress, and your private parts are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied:
"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
