An old lady was standing at the rail of a cruise ship holding her hat on tight so the wind would not tear it off her head.
A gentleman approached her, "Pardon me, madam, I don't want to appear forward, but do you know your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know,' replied the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto my hat."
"But madam, you are not wearing anything under your dress, and your private parts are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied:
"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A Windy Tale
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A Windy Tale
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields