May be an oldie but first time I've seen it...
During his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical activity level.
He described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through bush.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I avoided standing on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees - (ahhh, what a relief)
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers"
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
"You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," he replied,
"I'm just a shit golfer".
Doctor's visit...
- Chuck
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Doctor's visit...
Chuck & Catriana
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Re: Doctor's visit...
Thanks Chuck, another good one. I hadn't heard it either
Cheers
David
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2006 Winnebago Alpine
Recently retired and loving it.
David
David and Terrie with Bandit the travelling companion
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Recently retired and loving it.
Re: Doctor's visit...
Thanks for posting it Chuck....I love it,I only played twice,and they are the reasons why I never kept playing,especially the last one.................................Peter.
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Re: Doctor's visit...
I, too, have played two games in my entire life.
My scores were too embarrassing to share. They resembled a 10-pin bowling score...
Surgery and a pin in my left arm have put paid to my golfing career, as well as freestyle swimming.
Yer never know... I could have been another Tiger Woods, if I’d worked on my suntan.
My scores were too embarrassing to share. They resembled a 10-pin bowling score...
Surgery and a pin in my left arm have put paid to my golfing career, as well as freestyle swimming.
Yer never know... I could have been another Tiger Woods, if I’d worked on my suntan.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields