Father and son

[Dot]

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What's are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," The dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..........

[Chuck]

Someone's been reading my biography - which I haven't written yet.

[Macca]

Chuck you are dreaming! Have a good one mate.

[Noggins]

Father and Son talking
"Dad I just can't keep up with Sue , she's perpetually horny, its make love every moment she can get me alone , I've even tried hiding in the shed it's so bad." "What do you reckon I should do,"

"Just marry her son , and that will soon stop !"


Ron