A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What's are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," The dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..........
Father and son
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Father and son
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Re: Father and son
Someone's been reading my biography - which I haven't written yet.
Chuck & Catriana
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.
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Re: Father and son
Chuck you are dreaming! Have a good one mate.
Time is passing too quickly so live life to the full with your spouse/partner while you still have she/he by your side.
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Re: Father and son
Father and Son talking
"Dad I just can't keep up with Sue , she's perpetually horny, its make love every moment she can get me alone , I've even tried hiding in the shed it's so bad." "What do you reckon I should do,"
"Just marry her son , and that will soon stop !"
Ron
"Dad I just can't keep up with Sue , she's perpetually horny, its make love every moment she can get me alone , I've even tried hiding in the shed it's so bad." "What do you reckon I should do,"
"Just marry her son , and that will soon stop !"
Ron
Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.
Ignorance is Liberating
You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.
Ignorance is Liberating
You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.