The Outhouse

[Dot]

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies,"There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is,now git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse,looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?!"

[Greynomad]

Oooohhhhh, Dottie!!!

[supersparky]

I laughed that much I made the whole Winny shake.

[Greynomad]

Is a Winny shake bigger than a thick shake?

[supersparky]

Yeah, of course it is Ray. I bet you could put a thick shake in Girt, but you would never get Girt in a thick shake.

[Greynomad]

Yeah, of course it is Ray. I bet you could put a thick shake in Girt, but you would never get Girt in a thick shake.

OOOOOoooooo...
Messy!

[supersparky]

Apart from all that, as we have been swanning about. We have seen 3 different models of Wiinnys that resemble Girt. One hadcoil springs in the front 2003 maybe then one with airbags 2006 I think the owner told me and another with a beam axle, which I am lead to b believe was the last of that style imported into Oz and assembled here. One of them I thought was you Ray, until I saw your hospital post. Obviously wasn't though.

[Greynomad]

I’d have to crawl under Girt to check, (fat chance!!) but she certainly has airbags inside coil springs, and an anti-roll bar.
I THINK it’s IFS.
She gets upset when I look at her underthings.