2 sides to every story

[Dot]

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she
explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."

Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it.

This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys inside.

I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tyre.

When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up.

I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off, then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to
make change, and they spilled all over the floor.

I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone is still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke.

The phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it, It was
your wife -- she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. Well,

Mister, I TOLD HER!"

[supersparky]

Dot, I have been told the same thing, by many different people, and I am sure that none of them was a chemist.

[Vik351]

Dot, I have been told the same thing, by many different people, and I am sure that none of them was a chemist.

Sure it wasnt a magic penis...???


vik...

[T1 Terry]

Dot, I have been told the same thing, by many different people, and I am sure that none of them was a chemist.

Sure it wasnt a magic penis...???

vik...

It's the doctor with both hands on your shoulders while he's massaging your swollen prostate you have to worry about, It's once you realise how he had both hands free but it felt so good

[Vik351]

Dot, I have been told the same thing, by many different people, and I am sure that none of them was a chemist.

Sure it wasnt a magic penis...???

vik...

It's the doctor with both hands on your shoulders while he's massaging your swollen prostate you have to worry about, It's once you realise how he had both hands free but it felt so good

My quack jabs me too...

But with a needle to get blood insteada stickin something up me ring gear ...

Reckon I'll be in a box before that day cometh...

vik...

[T1 Terry]

Sure it wasnt a magic penis...???

vik...

It's the doctor with both hands on your shoulders while he's massaging your swollen prostate you have to worry about, It's once you realise how he had both hands free but it felt so good

My quack jabs me too...

But with a needle to get blood insteada stickin something up me ring gear ...

Reckon I'll be in a box before that day cometh...

vik...

So it wasn't you that was telling me the story then????

[supersparky]

Are you guys telling me that none of you have had a DRI, or maybe a DRE?

[T1 Terry]

Had to Google that David, the first one came up with Dietary Reference Intakes ..... hmmm..... the second one I'm guessing the Digital part isn't referring to a square wave transmission as apposed to analog .... but then ...... I guess the 0 and 1 are still relevant

[supersparky]

Have you ever seen Cannonball the movie. Think Jack Elam as the proctologist.