Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tight as the day went on. That night, after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles retired back to their room. Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling, one's feet are killing one.'
Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour. But it wouldn't budge. 'Harder!' yelled Camilla.
'Harder?' Charles yelled back. 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!'
'Come on give it all you've got, ' she cried.
Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed, 'Oh god, that feels so good !' In their bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, 'See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a face like that.'
Meanwhile back in the other bedroom, Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out, 'Oh god, darling, this one's even tighter.'
At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen:
'That's my boy; once a navy man, always a navy man!'
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Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Chuck & Catriana
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.
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One of your's Dot? not heard before and a goodie!.
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Um... I don’t get it.
Could someone please draw me a diagram?
Could someone please draw me a diagram?
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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A barrel of laughs, maybe???
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Royal wedding
Yehh ..... Like who's turn to be tied over the barrel
Buck naked of course ( although I have no idea why naked )
Ron
Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.
Ignorance is Liberating
You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.
Ignorance is Liberating
You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.