Paddy again
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Dot
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Paddy again
Paddy weighs 120kg , so his doctor puts him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you should loose 10kgs .' When Paddy returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost 40 kg . 'That’s amazing the doc said'...Paddy nodded...'I'll tell you be Jesus, I taut I was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day.' 'What from hunger said the doc?'...'No from the f........g skipping!'
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Re: Paddy again
Did he only have to skip during the day? Was that from sun up or when he woke up?Dot wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:38 am Paddy weighs 120kg , so his doctor puts him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you should loose 10kgs .' When Paddy returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost 40 kg . 'That’s amazing the doc said'...Paddy nodded...'I'll tell you be Jesus, I taut I was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day.' 'What from hunger said the doc?'...'No from the f........g skipping!'
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