Skydiving mystery

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Skydiving mystery

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Q: Why don’t blind people go skydiving?

A: Cos it scares the hell out of the dog.

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The dogs get confused when their companion calls "Chute" and they think they heard "sh*t" and they both find they all fall at the same rate ....?

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So long as the sh*t lands first, and away from your landing point... ;)
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Greynomad wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 4:36 pm So long as the sh*t lands first, and away from your landing point... ;)
Newton's law on gravity says they will all land together, unless wind is involved .... not sure if dogs do the combined blast .... but wouldn't it just end up in the parachute anyway ... and we have all watch tv where they get tangled up in the chute when the land ... in this case, both types :lol:

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T1,
You don’t actually need a parachute to go skydiving.
You only need one if you want to do it twice. :shock:
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Greynomad wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:19 pm T1,
You don’t actually need a parachute to go skydiving.
You only need one if you want to do it twice. :shock:
Didn't you watch that movie with the bank robbing president's mask wearers with the short guy as the hero ...... he sky dived without a parachute ..... just managed to catch up with someone else who did have a parachute ..... if it wasn't that movie then there has been quite a few where that trick seems to work ..... well if it happens in a movie it must be real eh :lol:

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