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Q: How do you fit five giraffes into a Volkswagen?

A: Two in the front and three in the back.
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Q: How do you fit five elephants into a Volkswagen?

A: Same. Two in the front and three in the back.
But you have to get the giraffes out first.
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Oh dear Ray. :roll: :roll:
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Think we better close this topic too, it's a joke?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Good one Shirley. Did you swallow Bruce's razor blade? :lol:
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Dot wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 11:17 pm Good one Shirley. Did you swallow Bruce's razor blade? :lol:
Nahh
but I bet she has Cornies for breakfast :roll:


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Wouldn't you start with the elephants toes first?
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jon_d wrote: Wed Feb 03, 2021 8:21 pm Wouldn't you start with the elephants toes first?
Or the camels toes !!
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Greynomad wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:53 pm Q: How do you fit five giraffes into a Volkswagen?

A: Two in the front and three in the back.
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Q: How do you fit five elephants into a Volkswagen?

A: Same. Two in the front and three in the back.
But you have to get the giraffes out first.
"tanks" here Ray---
What about a JEEP ?
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You forgot to mention that the elephants trunks should be put in the boot !!
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Keith Morris wrote: Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:15 pm
Greynomad wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:53 pm Q: How do you fit five giraffes into a Volkswagen?

A: Two in the front and three in the back.
==============
Q: How do you fit five elephants into a Volkswagen?

A: Same. Two in the front and three in the back.
But you have to get the giraffes out first.
"tanks" here Ray---
What about a JEEP ?
Keith
You call roadside assist, even elephants have standards ya know .......

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