Fit joke
- Greynomad
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Fit joke
Q: How do you fit five giraffes into a Volkswagen?
A: Two in the front and three in the back.
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Q: How do you fit five elephants into a Volkswagen?
A: Same. Two in the front and three in the back.
But you have to get the giraffes out first.
A: Two in the front and three in the back.
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Q: How do you fit five elephants into a Volkswagen?
A: Same. Two in the front and three in the back.
But you have to get the giraffes out first.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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Re: Fit joke
Oh dear Ray.
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Re: Fit joke
Good one Shirley. Did you swallow Bruce's razor blade?
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Re: Fit joke
Nahh
but I bet she has Cornies for breakfast
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Re: Fit joke
Wouldn't you start with the elephants toes first?
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Re: Fit joke
Or the camels toes !!
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Re: Fit joke
"tanks" here Ray---
What about a JEEP ?
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Re: Fit joke
You forgot to mention that the elephants trunks should be put in the boot !!
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Re: Fit joke
You call roadside assist, even elephants have standards ya know .......
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