Birthday present

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Birthday present

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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."
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Confucius says :-
Ordinary man gives grand piano for birthday.
Smart man gives upright organ.


Ron
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Noggins wrote: Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:52 pm Confucius says :-
Ordinary man gives grand piano for birthday.
Smart man gives upright organ.


Ron
"tanks" here Ron---On the musical side,
If you got a drum you could beat it all day.
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Keith Morris wrote: Thu Feb 04, 2021 8:28 am
Noggins wrote: Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:52 pm Confucius says :-
Ordinary man gives grand piano for birthday.
Smart man gives upright organ.


Ron
"tanks" here Ron---On the musical side,
If you got a drum you could beat it all day.
Keith
Is that where the saying "He wouldn't know a brass band was up him till he was given the drum" comes from ?


R
Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.

Ignorance is Liberating
You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.
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