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Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?



A: If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. 🙄
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Some of those Larson cartoons are brilliant.
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WADDYA MEAN, “SOME”!?!?!? :D :lol:
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Some of them are a bit high brow for me, or maybe i just didn't get the joke. But I think most of them are as funny as. I used to collect the really good ones and display them on the notice board at work. Management never did figure out the it was to take the pi$$ out of them.
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I didn’t keep it, but Larsen did a ripper with two dinosaurs in lab coats in front of shelves full of jars containing all manner of creatures. One jar, labelled ‘Humans’ was broken and empty.
One dinosaur says to the other, “Uh Oh!”
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What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce?
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A chicken sees a salad

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Q: Why did the duck cross the road alone?


















A: ‘Cos his mate was chicken. :roll:
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Oh my goodness, can they get any worse?
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Oh, most assuredly they can!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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