Naughty Monks

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Naughty Monks

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Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of purity. The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response, until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and all the other bells went off!!
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DOTTIE!!
Shame on you!
Those poor bells.... 😜
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Greynomad wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 8:59 pm DOTTIE!!
Shame on you!
Those poor bells.... 😜
Poor bells !!! what about the poor monk? :lol:
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A group of drovers were driving a mob through outback Queensland.
One night they camped unwittingly close to a bullant nest.
Most of the boys spent the evening meal swatting ants and yelling when they were made painfully aware that they had missed one.
One drover sat quietly, being bitten over and over. He slagged off at the others and called them names their mothers never gave them.
After about an hour of insults, the other drovers ganged up on him.
They stripped him naked and tied him to a fencepost next to the ant nest.
About midnight they were woken by the man's yelling and screaming, "Get off! Go away!"
This kept happening about every half hour all night.
The other drovers laughed, rolled over and went back to sleep.
Next morning they went to untie him and found him drooping and exhausted.
"Not so tough now." they said, "Those ants really hurt, don't they?"
He regained a little strength and replied.
"Bugger the bloody ants," he said, "I'll strangle that bloody poddy calf!"
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Ha ha. :lol: :lol: I wondered where that one was heading :D
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Irish Virginity Test Kit

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Irish Virginity Test Kit.
Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit: a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."

Paddy asks, "Aye, and how do I use these things, Doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.
If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...,' you hit her with the shovel."

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