An Obedient Wife

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An Obedient Wife

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The Obedient Wife
A self-made millionaire married a blonde bimbo late in life.
To ensure she avoided the temptation to add something ‘extra’ to his food and subsequently live the high life solo, he inserted a clause in his will that all his money was to be cremated with him, and wrote a letter to his solicitor which, while appointing her executor of his will, urged him to ensure she carried out this instruction.
He made sure she was aware of the situation.
In due course he dropped off the twig (of natural causes).
His trophy wife, as executor, had control of his bank accounts.
She transferred his millions to her personal account, and obediently included a cheque for the correct amount in his coffin.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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