The weary, wrinkled old swaggie knocked on the farmhouse door.
When it opened he was confronted by a huge harridan of a woman.
He explained his tiredness and hunger and begged sustenance.
She challenged him, “Do you drink spiritous liquor, my man?”
“That depends, missus,” he replied, “are you makin’ idle enquiries, or issuin’ an invitation?”
The Swaggie’s response
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The Swaggie’s response
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields