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As today happens to be our wedding anniversary, here's an appropriate tale for you:
Woman says to husband, "Why don't you treat me to dates like you did before we were married?"
So the following night he took her out to dinner, took her to the cinema & suffered through a chick-flick, had late-night drinks at a bar...
then dropped her at her mother's house & went home.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
-- "Insufficient data for a meaningful answer." Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it" W.C.Fields
Happy Anniversary Ray & Joy, you both must have been bad buggers when you were young, you both received a life sentence with no parole
T1 Terry
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