King & the Archbishop

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King & the Archbishop

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The King was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stable, when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored.
"Oh dear," said the King, "How embarrassing. I'm frightfully sorry about that."
"It's quite understandable," said the Archbishop. After a moment, he added,
"As a matter of fact, I thought it was the horse."
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