Chinese take away Oldie but a goodie.

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Chinese take away Oldie but a goodie.

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I ordered Chinese from a local place (I won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!! I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag?
I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out. I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the ginger beef, I thought it’s got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!
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Re: Chinese take away Oldie but a goodie.

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Ooooohhhh, DOTTIE!!

THAT is a groan-worthy joke of Greynomad standard!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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