YOu know it's a bad day when...

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shonky
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YOu know it's a bad day when...

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Your pet rock bites you.
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You wake up and the sixty minutes team is on your front lawn. :o
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Your pension card expires.
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You pay a parking fine and then realise it wasn't yours, someone had put theirs under your windscreen wiper :twisted:
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