Why are people so unkind?

[T1 Terry]

As Norm used to say (remember him on the get active TV ads) I just have big stomach bones I don't suffer from drinking too much beer, I quite enjoy it actually, but it doesn't seem to be doing my waistline a lot of good.

T1 Terry

[Dot]

Don't know about a beer belly but I think I have a windy tummy.

[Chuck]

Why does beer create a beer belly where wine or spirits doesn't?

T1 Terry

Wine has been known to create 'whine' & make the 'spirit' droop....

[Dot]

Just take a little blue pill for that.. isn't that known as "Brewers Droop"?

[Noggins]

Nahh Brewers Droop is just a Phallusy
Alcohol is Good
Its make the difference between a Dog and a Fox.


Ron

I always think of the security bloke at a major store being abused by a ... for the want of a better word Fem- Bogan that had slipped it's chain.
After she had finished abusing him for stopping her ferrals from destroying the center he kindly asked her to take her twins away.

She ,, surely you can see they're different ages, what are you, stupid or something
He ,,, I though they must be , you don't look as if you could afford to get a Bloke pissed enough to F*****k you twice .

Look on her face ....................... Priceless

[RussellB[SA]]

Nahh Brewers Droop is just a Phallusy
Alcohol is Good
Its make the difference between a Dog and a Fox.


Ron

I always think of the security bloke at a major store being abused by a ... for the want of a better word Fem- Bogan that had slipped it's chain.
After she had finished abusing him for stopping her ferrals from destroying the center he kindly asked her to take her twins away.

She ,, surely you can see they're different ages, what are you, stupid or something
He ,,, I though they must be , you don't look as if you could afford to get a Bloke pissed enough to F*****k you twice .

Look on her face ....................... Priceless

PRICELESS just had to send that one on.

[T1 Terry]

The other version I've heard, after the tirade of abuse he says. “Mary, would you and the twins please leave the area now”. When she goes off again about her name not being Mary and the ferrals were obviously different ages so they couldn't be twins he replied,
"I just assumed with your personality and charm it was an immaculate conception and that only happens once."

T1 Terry

[Dot]

Yeah but it was your genda that went "there" in the first place. (Any port or beer in a storm hey boys"?)

[BruceS]

Where's a storm when you need one Dot......???

The last several seem to have bypassed me/us/them/her/.....