British businessman in Darwin, rings the 'HELP' line...
"G'day Mate. Aussie Help Line here... what's the problem?"
"I'm in Darwin on business & my umm... lady friend has been stung on ahhh... her lower private area... by a wasp & now it is swollen & closed up!"
"Bummer mate!"
"Oh gosh - I really hadn't thought of that. Thank you so much my dear chap. Bye Bye."
British Gentleman with a problem...
- Chuck
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British Gentleman with a problem...
Chuck & Catriana
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.
- T1 Terry
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Re: British Gentleman with a problem...
Great adaption of a very old joke, love it
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
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Re: British Gentleman with a problem...
I don't understand please explain
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
- Chuck
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Re: British Gentleman with a problem...
In that case Dot, you'll need to ask a redhead.
Chuck & Catriana
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.