Picking Lemons

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Picking Lemons

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The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Victoria, seemed to be far

too qualified for the job; given her arts and education degrees from Melbourne University and

her job as a social worker and school teacher.


The foreman frowned and said,

I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" - "I've been divorced three times, owned two fords,

supported Collingwood, and I voted for ......... (Put your own name in here) :lol: ."
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